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Joke of the Day
"Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads"
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"Do you know why the government is important? It isn't, now have a landmine. -Ron Swanson"
"Who will win between Obama and Osama in chess? Osama, Obama is missing two towers."
"Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many."
"Pete Rose had a 90 second ovation at the all star game. It brought a tear to his eye.... Because he took the over."
"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."
"Tried to start an origami company... It folded."
"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."
"Donald Trump trying to make America read again He is trying to restore Borders."