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Joke of the Day

"*spelling bee* ""Your word is disaster."" ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" ""That outfit you're wearing looks like a natural disaster."""

"What is a mushrooms favorite type of music? Hyphae"

"I got into a fight with a baseball player. It wasn't too bad. All I did was strike him three times and he was knocked out."

"How do you get a witch pregnant? You fuck 'er."

"Death Joke ""My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die."" ""Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?"" ""The judge told him."""

"I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle."

"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"

"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."

"I was born pessimist My Blood Group is B negative"

"Three Nazis walk into a BAR They all get shot."