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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell."
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"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I'll play mine."
"Cop behind me just turned. Best unfollow ever."
"What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? High definition"
"Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew"
"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."
"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"
"You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone."
"haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there"
"A police joke knock knock"