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Joke of the Day

"I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me"

"Someone hash-tagged ""share the love,"" and I read it as ""shave the love."" I thought, yeah, I can get on board with that."

"After learning about the Oedipus Complex... ..it was a parent who I was attracted to. *Edit apparent to a parent. This joke is terrible written. Sorry."

"Two men see a dog licking its nads The first man says, ""I wish I could do that."" The second man says, ""What do you mean? Anyone can lick a dog's nads."""

"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You've got a strange vag-dick."

"What the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus The picture only takes one nail to hang."

"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."

"What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic"