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Joke of the Day
"How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish."
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"Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is *un uf*"
"Would you like to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, its too cheesy!"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick!"
"Never run with scissors. Unless... You stole them You're running a 400 meter scissor relay You're being chased by giant paper dolls"
"While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said."
"Fact: If you sneak away to fart loudly in private and get caught by some innocent person walking by, you have to now hate that person."
"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"
"Posting pumpkin carving pictures on social media is so last year."
"A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. As he walks down the street someone notices and asks ""Doesn't that hurt?"" The pirate replies, ""Arr, it drives me nuts."""