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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"
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"Eating spinach is much like anal sex You won't enjoy it as much as an adult if you are forced to do it as a child."
"What are the similarities between hiring a prostitute and bungee jumping? It's both expensive, short and when the rubber snaps you're fucked."
"Have you seen Stevie wonders house? Neither has he"
"I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff."
"*sings Hakuna Matata during your meltdown*"
"I'm already an idiot, I just need a village"
"Sarcasm is humor with an attitude."
"Where do terrorists go to have a drink? Allahuak Bar"
"folks nowadays love Buzzfeed lists. well guess what kids, I've got a ""Top 10 list"" for u thats total #WIN. it's called the 10 Commandments"