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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth? A mechanic."
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"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto."
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."
"Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French? It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States"
"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"
"I don't get how people say Mickey Rourke looks bad for his age... ...don't they realise his first film role was in 1941?!"
"Why did the Mexican train driver kill all of his passengers? I'm not sure, but he must have had a loco motive. edit: grammar"
"Do you remember how before social media nobody cared what, where and with whom you ate? Still nobody cares."
"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"
"What would I be if I were twice myself? a meme."