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Joke of the Day
"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1000 people."
"My father suffers from short term memory loss I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it."
"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"
"What do you call a disabled nun? Virgin mobile"
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."
"I replaced the glass in my bathroom windows so the tree outside can see exactly what I do with toilet paper. You know what paper is? I yell"
"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I dunno, but you should see that son of a bitch hang dry wall."
"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"