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Joke of the Day
"How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day? Because Russia was Stalin"
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"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"I started a food-themed 80's cover band called Durian Durian... ...but we broke up after everybody told us how much we stank."
"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"
"I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder"
"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"
"Zombies What is a zombies' favorite food? Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food? Brians."
"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""
"in response to u/alexsings, What 6 letter word has a n, i, g, g, e and ends in an r that's used to describe a certain group of people... ...ginger... ...you racist fuck!"