130518
Joke of the Day
"Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"
"Golfer: ""I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."" Caddy: ""I doubt you could keep your head down that long."""
"Any girl who says she's not the jealous type will change her tune when another girl phones you drunk at 3am."
"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."
"I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome. So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell ""DOWN SYNDROME"""
"Following the recent anti-Islam film made, there will be a film made to mock Jesus Christ. It will be released in 1979 and will be called Life of Brian"
"If a guy says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face... If he says you're fabulous, he's looking at your brother"
"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."
"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."