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Joke of the Day
"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."
Next Joke
"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"
"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."
"Bi-Polar Bears usually attack without warning, then sob for hours while eating leftover walrus."
"What does a little sister ride? A nii san"
"Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods"
"Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk? My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill."
"Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry."
"What did the closed can say to the half opened can? YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!"
"I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get along in the beginning but hate each other by the end."