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Joke of the Day
"What does a little sister ride? A nii san"
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"Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool."
"I have sixth sense, I see stupid people."
"What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you."
"What's Donald's true political party? Whig"
"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""see you next month!"""
"(after bedtime) 3:DADDY COME INTO MY ROOM! Me: go to sleep. 3:YOU HAVE TO COME IN BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU M: yes you can 3:NO I CAN'T"
"Religion... That is all."
"What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!"
"I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children. I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'."