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Joke of the Day
"What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!"
Next Joke
"What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this."
"Did you see the newspaper report about the midget psychiatrist wanted by the police.... The headline said ""Small medium at large""... I'll see myself out!"
"Why did chicken cross the road? Because Intermediate value theorem"
"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""
"Learning about frequency is so boring ... It literally Hertz."
"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."
"I woke up this morning to find Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...I was petrified."
"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."
"People Says ,""SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY......"" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So What, Who'z in a Hurry ....!!!! ;-)"