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Joke of the Day
"What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!"
Next Joke
"I just got the biggest idea for a joke! Then I realized it was my dick. No seriously check this one out: ""I dont want to sound like an asshole, but ppfdrtrrtrt *fartnoises*"""
"Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children."
"Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house."
"""are u crying?"" ""no I just have swag in my eye"""
"How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff? We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box."
"I time-travel quite frequently, ... I'd go to bed around midnight, and in few seconds I'd wake up to, lo and behold, 9 AM."
"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"
"What is a Jew's least favorite animal ? A dolphin"
"People are making apocalypse posts likes there's no tomorrow."