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Joke of the Day

"Fun prank: 1. Steal your married friends phone 2. Change your name to 'Brandi from the club' 3. Call repeatedly at 3AM and hang up"

"What did the deaf bug order at the bar? A Bee-Ear"

"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"

"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million... When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right"

"So this morning I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"A soviet joke Q: What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit up your ass? A: A soviet made anal buzzer."

"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"

"I didn't get far in Mario. I thought the guy floating on the cloud was God so I just accepted it when he threw shit at me"

"If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."

"What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter? NaClmore"