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Joke of the Day

"Fun prank: 1. Steal your married friends phone 2. Change your name to 'Brandi from the club' 3. Call repeatedly at 3AM and hang up"

"A woman once received a wooden breast implant It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit?"

"What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews? A Doll Fiddler"

"Wanna hear why I love Dorian Gray jokes? cause they never get old"

"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"

"Why people hate Billy Mays jokes because they're corny."

"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."

"If a mother and her son conceived a child, what would the child call his/her mother? ""Herrburgggerrrpffffppphfffffdudududeck"""

"Sean Spicer getting very upset with the media for not reporting that Trump put up a 28/13/11 triple double against the Rockets yesterday."

"[nail salon] Excuse me, do you do filing here? ""Yes of course we do!"" Great! I need a good refund *hands over tax forms*"