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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it."
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"When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring... When she was in a good mood, it turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead..."
"Chromebooks."
"What is the stinkiest businessman? Entra-Manure"
"Little girl/boy: ""Mommy, I want to be a [PERSON I DISAGREE WITH] when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""
"My mother always told me if you have nothing nice to say join 4chan"
"why does looking at animals covered in oil make me sad, but looking at animals covered in oil and deep-fried make me hungry?"
"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"
"How do you Organize a Space Party? You Planet!"
"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""