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Joke of the Day

"The reason I love mushrooms Cause just like mushrooms... I'm a fun guy."

"The sign at this gas station says ""turn engine off"" so I catcalled my engine and its cute friend from across the street."

"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."

"Did you hear about the group of Warriors eating Caviar? They Choked"

"[5:30AM] BRAIN: I'll just go to the bathroom, but keep my eyes closed so I don't wake up. BODY: I'll just clip my head on the door frame."

"What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster Now it doesn't work. Edit: Should I have tagged this with something? New to posting here"

"This guy with premature ejaculation comes out of nowhere."

"There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few."

"I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other."