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Joke of the Day
"What concert is worth 45 cents? 50 cent with Nickelback"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."
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"Journalist asks a neo-nazi ""what do you have against foreigners?"" ""I have an axe"""
"There's been a lot of lightbulb jokes lately I'd say it's a hot topic."
"What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law? Failing to get away."
"(commercial for drugs) Man: Nothing is working out in my life VO: Have you tried drugs? Man: (startled) Who said that Narrator: ""Drugs"""
"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."
"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."
"Is Monica Lewinsky good at the piano? I don't know about the piano, but she sucks at the organ."