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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !"

"What do the Police and Pokemon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal"

"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."

"[is being given CPR by my ex girlfriend] ""do you know how many heart attacks I had to fake before they sent you."""

"Anti-gay preacher comes to Iceland. Locals buy all tickets to his event in Reykjavik, and then don't turn up, leaving empty arena. Class."

"Why did the Tumblr killed the Reddit fan? Because Reddit SUCKS."

"Warning: Groaner. What could have caused the Titanic to both sink and not sink. A Hicenberg."

"There are two types of people. Those who have sex daily And those who don't have dyslexia"

"So a midget psychic broke out of jail the other day... the headlines read ""small medium at large"""

"What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? A stern letter from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding. *stolen from I Fucking Love Science"