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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !"
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"What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza? The Hollow Crust."
"Depression hurts. Ask your doctor if maybe he wants to hang out Saturday night if he's not doing anything."
"What do calculators do when they love each other? They multiply!"
"Mario Kart: 1) stays in first place for 3 laps 2) gets passed by 5 people at last second 3) slams controller 4) quits job 5) divorces wife"
"Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it"
"How come sneezes get a ""God Bless You"" but coughs get a cold unflinching silence?"
"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... Just kidding, she shot me. But hey, the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."
"""Let me ax you something."" - a very generous lumberjack and you're a racist."
"""French court stops child from being named Nutella"" They've stopped a silly name before it can spread."