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"I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it: Windows 98."
"What do you call a man with three cocks? A farmer"
"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."
"[Oldie but goodie] The three stages of a married couple's sex life Tri weekly, try weekly and try weakly."
"International Women's Day That's the joke"
"What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast? Ohmlettes"
"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."
"Happy Independence Day!!! This is probably the last time I get to say that."
"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired"" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME"