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Joke of the Day
"What Came First... The chicken Or the furry?"
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"INTERVIEWER: Under special skills, you wrote ""I ain't afraid of no ghosts"" ME: *sweating profusely* Yeah why, do any ghosts work here?"
"Heard about the girl who took a contraceptive pill with pond water? Last I heard, she was three months stagnant."
"There's this woman in my office who is wearing the same outfit as yesterday and she reeks of tequi......ok it's me."
"[being carried away by a colony of ants] haha nice let's see where this goes"
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Marry your enemy. Grow old together. Watch your enemy die."
"Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend"