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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere a village is missing its idiot. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I can't remember where I live."

"Why are they called overalls when you can still see arms and the head? That shit ain't over all. Those are oversomes and whatnot."

"What is the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls they are under a buck!"

"Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots."

"My friends all say I'm a cocaine addict, but I disagree. I just like the smell."

"Pigs CAN fly... They just gotta pay for two seats."

"1 Buy a racehorse 2 Hire a TMZ reporter as the jockey 3 Tell him a minor celebrities is drunk at the finish line 4 Win literally every race"

"How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system."

"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."

"Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."