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Joke of the Day
"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."
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"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."
"Tape is so anti social It likes to stick to itself."
"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."
"When I was a kid, I asked my dad where babies come from. He said, ""The fridge! You should go see if there's one in there now! If there isn't, bring me a beer!"""
"SNL contacted me about being a writer, and I was like ""Pfft. I got my own gig"" and they were like ""BEEP BEEP BEEP"" because my alarm went off"
"I put the ""native"" in descriminative... Wait, that's not good."
"Donuts 360GlazeitFaggot"
"At a funeral Visitor: what's the wifi password here? Priest: Respect the Dead. Visitor: all small letters...?"
"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"