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Joke of the Day
"A mime that texts LOL is dishonest."
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"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."
"ignorance or apathy? I dont know and I dont care"
"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."
"That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof."
"Why didn't they let Voldermort play quidditch? ...because he'd always just Slytherin the grass."
"If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!"
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."
"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."
"So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, ""In my country women can't drive"". The American says, ""I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."""