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Joke of the Day
"I just walked across my cat's keyboard while he was filing his tax return."
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"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"
"Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand."
"Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way? We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right?"
"my wife made me a birthday cake She complained it didn't look anything like Nigella's at all. I told her that's OK, since she doesn't look anything like Nigella either."
"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"
"Pretty sure this dollar store toothpaste is just white paint."
"How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side."
"Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an airplane"
"What do you call the indian prime minister's method of operation? Modi's operandi."