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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark."
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"""Lights on, or lights off?"" he asked me. I said, ""Just give me the prostate exam, please."""
"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"