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Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her."
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"how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on"
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
"We've been over this. I DO NOT WANT A PDF OF YOUR MENU."
"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."
"You want to scare someone? Call them."
"Did you hear about the 120 pound man with the 60 pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts."
"FULLY LOADED Q: What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet? A: ""We're gonna have a BB!"""
"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."
"Riding a car... A man, in *curve*, skids."