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Joke of the Day

"What is Hitler's favorite type of car? A fuhrari"

"Woman wearing sweatshirts I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me."

"Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar."

"I hope the members of Chumbawmba have those Life Alert bracelets, you know, in case they finally can't get up again."

"Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns ""NO! NO! NO!"" into ""MMM! MMM! MMM!"""

"People are like songs.... some speak the truth and some just make sound."

"It's International Holocaust Remembrance Day And Fugghedaboutit Day in Germany."

"2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny 2015: We want cell phones the size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over"

"An elderly Asian man goes to the eye doctor The doctor takes one look at his eyes and says ""Sir, I think you have cataracts"". To which his patient replies ""No i don't, i drive a rincoln rontinental""."

"Why were the Native Americans here first... ...because they had reservations."