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"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts"
"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."
"If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like ""yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph,"" literally nobody will know theyre fake"
"Life is like photography we develop from the negatives."
"There are 3 types of people in the world... Those who can count and those who can't"
"What has a million and one legs but still can't walk? Jerry's kids."
"Ukraine What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea? I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away."
"""Yo dog, this yogurt is mad delicious."" -Me, eating yogurt, and talking to my dog. I'm gonna die alone aren't I?"
"I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said ""The men's washroom is filthy."""