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Joke of the Day

"If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like ""yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph,"" literally nobody will know theyre fake"

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""

"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."

"""You CAN even."" - white girl life coach"

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."

"The Russian army orders 100K rubbers from a US company, specifying 12"" fit needed. The US firm fills the order with packaging marked ""MEDIUM."""

"After 10 missed calls in a row, I'm tempted to answer the phone just so I can find out who wants to be murdered."

"Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color? So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week."

"Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things."

"My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God It'll be a Loki Day"