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Joke of the Day
"Archimedes Principle floats my boat."
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"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"Spent 15min tracing a suspicious noise that tuned out to be the lid not screwed on the Coke bottle tightly enough. If you need a top sleuth."
"What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers!"
"Why does lanolin oil smell exactly like cow semen? don't ask me!"
"Life hack: McDonald's will deliver if you tell them that you are holding Ronald hostage for a ransom of [your desired food order]"
"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"
"There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion. But not many of them."
"A man in a restaurant asks the waiter, ""How does the chef prepare the chicken?"" The waiter replies, ""He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"""
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."