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Joke of the Day

"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"

"Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!"

"When attempting to make a good first impression imagine how important good grammar is. Wrong. Importanter."

"Two days is not enough time for a weekend."

"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""

"What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole? ... ... stopping it with a shovel"

"What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary"

"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"

"Why do gay men float? Flambuoyancy"

"Whenever I meet a guy named Paul, I ask if it's short for Paula, then I laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & making friends is hard. :("