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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"
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"What is Dwight Schrute's hometown? Nanda Parbeets."
"'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy. 'What're his ears called ?'"
"Great slogan for an abortion clinic... No Fetus Will Beat Us!"
"What do you call an elephant on drugs? Tranquilized."
"What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron? Purple circle. /r/thebutton"
"I went joggin but came back after five minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than five minutes."
"I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage It eliminates the worst part of a relationship"
"Guide to making everyone hate you: Step 1) Turn your hat backwards"
"How do you top a car? with the break tupid!"