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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"
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"why send male soldiers into war women on there period is good enough"
"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"
"""How was your visit to that new therapist?"" ""Waste of time..."" ""...all he did was show me pictures of my parents fighting."""
"No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator"
"HUSBAND 911: what your emergency? ME: my wife hears everything HUSBAND 911: do I? ME: what? HUSBAND 911: what?"
"""What is your greatest strength""? Brevity."
"I put the U in murder"
"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"
"I'm single by choice...of others."