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Joke of the Day
"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"
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"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."
"I don't know who's worse, the people who sign their cats' names on Christmas cards, or the cats who refuse to sign."
"What's black and white and red all over (updated) Wall Street Journal Online."
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"
"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'"
"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."
"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"
"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"