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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
Next Joke
"I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time."
"On soy milk cartons, the missing kids are always named ""Skylar"" and were last seen getting into a Prius"
"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"
"I love doing crunches. *crunches Doritos* *crunches popcorn*"
"I just swallowed a whole box of scrabble pieces... My next shit could spell disaster"
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"maybe if we told raccoons that the black around their eyes meant they were superheroes instead of burglars theyd stop stealing our trash"
"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."
"My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away. I said ""You're joking?"".... ...She replied ""Nope. Dead Sirius."""