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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!"
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"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet."
"gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake"
"I make love like a machine. Unfortunately it's a two-stroke engine."
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers."
"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar, and the impressed bartender asks: ""Where'd you get that? "" The parrot shrieks.... ""*AFRICA!*"""
"My Dogs name is... My dogs name is Jesus because I am still waiting for him to come back"
"What do a bucket and a woman have in common? Before 1928, neither could vote."
"Why did you name your son Tinnitus? I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it."