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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !"

"[2 dogs eating dinner] ""u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great"" [stops chewing] ""why does this taste like chocolate"""

"How much do I trust reddit? I went on /r/starwars before seeing the new Star Wars."

"Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?"

"Why do androids go to Africa to party? Because Botswana have fun."

"Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator until proven otherwise."

"What do gay horses like? Big fat horse cock."

"What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it."

"What's the real definition of trust? Two gay cannibals giving each other a blowjob."

"Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one if he's got a good crew to do it."