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Joke of the Day
"I'm scared of lifts Guess I have to take steps to avoid them"
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"I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!"
"Just blocked all users from Central & South America. I doubt this ""Zika"" virus can spread thru social media but why take the risk?"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"How do you make a cat bark? Soak it in lighter fluid, throw a match on it. Woof!"
"Those glasses really do make you look more dignified. Respectacles"
"What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit? A bragging son of of a bitch."
"Why did Adele cross the road?? To say hello from the other side."
"Christmas is becoming like that creepy friend that shows up to the party too early. The party starts at 7:00, why are you here at 4:30!?!!"
"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"