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Joke of the Day

"If my entire family died but there was pizza at the wake, a part of me would still be like ""yay pizza"""

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"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."
"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"
"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"
"A man collapses in a busy street. Someome from the crowd shouts ""Somebody call him an ambulance!"" Suddenly, another voice calls out ""You're an ambulance!"""
"Why did the sasquatch go on a diet? He didn't want to be Obeast."
"I've had insomnia so much it is starting to worry me. But I won't lose any sleep over it."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
"Wife [interrogating]: How long have we been married dear? Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this."
"I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a ""Family Barbecue"" really the best idea?"