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Joke of the Day

"A man is hanging from a cliff"

"What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines? Dog turds without borders"

"What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids? A real hootenanny!"

"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."

"I can't personally remember an Olympics with better toilet reporting"

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!"

"You're so fat... you had a threesome with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth."

"DOCTOR: Your leg is broken ME: So what happens now? D: We put in a cast & it'll recover naturally HORSE: [sticks head round curtain] WHAT?!!"

"""A mind is a terrible thing to waste."" A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner."

"My CAD guy was having a rough day at work... So I told him to just fillet the whole model. It really takes the edge off."