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Joke of the Day

"Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in...only one works!"

"Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft."

"Why are cats against abortion? Because they're CATholic"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"

"Adult films are lame. There's nothing about choosing insurance or retirement planning; it's all just a bunch of naked hugging."

"My dentist told me I have to stop masturbating. I said, ""Why?"" He said, ""Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"""

"The first modern porno was invented in 1648 by Jacoby Porno who thought people should have something to look at while they jacked off[1][2]"

"I'm a law student who's doing an IT subject this semester... and i've been asked whether I know Jake Weary over four times now! Who the heck is he?"

"What's the procrastinator's favorite song? ""Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.."" (You're always a day away)"

"[God creating the octopus] Idk, maybe make it look like the time I tried to cram the old pool noddles into a trash bag."