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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, ""gosh, it's so hot in here."" ""The second muffin exclaims, ""Ahh, a talking muffin!"""

"That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it."

"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"

"What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."

"Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them."

"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."

"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."

"WIFE: get down here! ME: *from telephone wire* I'm with my friends WIFE: why are u wearing fake wings? ME: *to bird next to me* they're real"

"I'm scared of trampolines They make me jump!"

"Wife Missing My wife has been missing for a week. The police called me and said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to Goodwill and bought all her clothes back."