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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America"
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"What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death? QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
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"I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat."
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"Infatuation prick is the answer, what is the question? How do you want your wontons cooked?"
"I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread."
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