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Joke of the Day
"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."
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"As I exposed my glorious chest hairs & catapulted toward the Velcro wall, I realized that I had no exit strategy."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and /r/Jokes? Nothing. They both manage to stay popular despite a whole load of crap."
"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls."
"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."
"Three nuns are walking down the street, when a streaker runs past them. The first one has a stroke The second one has a stroke And the third doesn't touch him."
"I don't drink water, unless it's been through a brewery first."
"I just made myself a sandwich... which, if I'm understanding Twitter law correctly... makes me my own bitch."
"Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly"
"Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark sir."