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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is our worst enemy Good thing Jesus taught us all to love our enemies."
Next Joke
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
"The sushi at my local deli is to die of."
"I loathe tweets like ""Be somebody's beautiful tragedy"". Might as well tweet using a random word generator. ""Be golf brisket honkytonk"""
"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street. They spied a young boy playing up the street. The Priest said to the Rabbi, ""let's go up and fuck that boy"". The Rabbi said ""out of how much""."
"My piss looks and smells like gasoline this morning. My piss does impersonations of other liquids. That's talented piss."
"Whoever invented the carpet sweeper probably died laughing."
"Why was hitler bad with directions? Because three reichs don't make a left."
"What is a pirate's favorite TV show? EEEEEE-YARRRRRRRR"
"Actually saw two young people talking today. Parents must have grounded them from their phones."