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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part of living in Switzerland? Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus."

"What do you call a starfish with a missing arm Patrick Stump"

"What is the most fascist letter? Not C"

"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"

"What two things do black people and flappy birds have in common? They both have massive lips and you can't buy them anymore!"

"Just realized why women love shoes over clothing, because no matter how much weight they gain, the shoes still fit."

"I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?"

"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

"I had a friend who got fired working in a urine testing lab.... he wouldn't say why but personally, I think, it was because he was taking the piss..."