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Joke of the Day

"What two things do black people and flappy birds have in common? They both have massive lips and you can't buy them anymore!"

"I'm no gynecologist but I know a c*nt when I see one."

"What is a bigot? A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal."

"It's always I before E Except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor."

"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Good morning ladies"

"*I* actually went through with a threesome. There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."

"A man is applying for Australian citizenship when the clerk asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" ""No"" the man says. ""Is that still required?"""

"Whoever said ""It takes two to tango""... Clearly never took Spanish."

"What is a prostitutes business motto? The customer always comes first."

"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."