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Joke of the Day
"When Jesus went to heaven technically he was moving back in with his parents.."
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"My son turns 3 in two weeks and has zero interest in potty training. I'm trying one more time and then it'll be his future wife's problem."
"Did you hear about that car that runs on seafood? I heard it's very efishient"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."
"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"
"I hope I look half as good on my wedding day as I do on my divorce paper-signing day."
"What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!"
"Don't say ""tits."" It's crass and disrespectful. Instead, say ""lady tits."""
"Michael Sam is going to get cut from the Rams Apparently he is always behind the competition"