195426

Joke of the Day

"There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside."

"The Internet is the world's greatest source of things you don't really need."

"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."

"Commercial for elbows: A frustrated man steers his car with totally straight arms. ""Why did I go with the cheap arms?!"" Narrator: ""Elbows"""

"Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"What do old people always keep in their back pocket? Depends."

"I wish robot servants were affordable already."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."

"What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo."