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Joke of the Day
"The doctor said I have Matchbox 20/20 vision . . . Typical RobThomatrist."
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"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook."
"I heard dhiarrea is hereditary It runs in your jeans."
"A black man and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? The cop"
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... Now it doesn't work."
"What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry? SIDS"
"Half Life 3"
"Friend ran in the Boston Marathon, He said he had a blast but can't feel his legs."
"The number of times you've found a hair in your food is not nearly as scary as the number of times you haven't."