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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde call an exterminator? Her computer had a bug..."
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"Q: Why did the bear run around his bed? A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep."
"Damn you E Cards! Your making it too easy to share my stolen status'!"
"A boy asks his mum why he was getting Christmas presents in August His mum replied ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy. """
"Why did the Canadian cross the road? Because that's the direction his car was sliding."
"I masturbate with soap Just thought i would come clean"
"I work hard so my dog can have a better life."
"Girlfriend caught you looking at another woman? Turn to your girl and tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... bahhh dum hisss"
"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""