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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."
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"Whats the difference between a mosquito & a hot blonde chick? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
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"Porn gives unrealistic expectations. The plumber took his usual 60 per hour, even though I sucked his cock."