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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."
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"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."
"Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less."
"It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars."
"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."
"LinkedIn would be richer than Facebook if they charged $200 to never get another email from LinkedIn."
"My friend called me conceited the other day. That can't be true, though. Being conceited is a fault, and I don't have any."
"if you see suicide squad be sure to stay after the credits. lots of people leave half empty containers of popcorn and you can just have them"
"Her: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym. Me: You do realize I'm your boyfriend right?"
"i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like ""ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"""